October 25th, 2011
If you have loud neighbours you use your phone to record, from the other side of your thin bedroom wall, the varied sounds of their bad taste in music, unimaginative screaming matches and other “extra-curricular activities”.
Upload to the app’s public gallery and tag with GPS location, apartment number, neighbourhood, name on mailbox… all googleable things that would help their nosy friends to find this posting, laugh at this posting, and share this posting on Facebook/Twitter/the surface of the moon.
Instant incentive to be a little quieter.
December 3rd, 2010
Marry the joy and whimsy of glow-in-the-dark bowling with the new-economy-fuelling convenience of executive office suites that rent out furnished office suites to growing businesses that want to look slick without the price tag of real real estate.
Black lights everywhere, Journey blasting from giant speakers, and neon-painted staplers and water coolers.
Money rolls in.
November 10th, 2009
…make cell phones that help people to stop walking into us.
I just had the greatest idea ever. read the rest of this post →
October 25th, 2009
…unashamedly monetize the (potentially) foolish beliefs of others.
In a ridiculous flame war over a religion-choosing flowchart an author named dromedary hump retorts to a frothing theist:
You truly are a Christian. … perhaps you prefer my Post Rapture Pet rescue site, http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/.
Your rapture believing brtheren seem to enjoy it…and are paying for my services. Its received world wide attention.
Proof that finding the pot of gold at end end of the rainbow doesn’t require true belief?
October 14th, 2009
…capitalize on trends.
On October 31st, 2008 the entire world dressed up as Sarah Palin. This Hallow-e’en it is clear that the entire world will be split between read the rest of this post →
October 12th, 2009
icanhascheezburger.com celebrates two years of… what, exactly? dunno, but it’s awesome. and emulatable.
Dear Cheezfrnz,
In September of 2007, we launched our company … quit my day job … my living room couch … the New York Times bestseller list … reach more than 11 million people around the globe every month. full story
October 10th, 2009
…sell the comfort of closeness to God.
I walked to Chinatown last week and bought rabbit ears. Thirty wasted hours later I am read the rest of this post →
October 10th, 2009
Take Over the World Co. Blog is pleased to announce email-based subscriptions to updates… that you don’t even have to subscribe yourself to. We do it for you.
TOtWC: “Not As Forgotten As You Thought”
September 10th, 2009
…sell compliments for quarters. Out on the street.
A walking, talking, human vending machine.
Handing out something almost as wonderful as a plastic moustache.
